I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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