she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
this will be a night to untag.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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