somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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