i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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