like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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