did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just want nice things and good sex
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Randomize
