Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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