batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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