he puts the penis in happiness.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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