we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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