I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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