turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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