office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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