Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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