since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You took a bar mat shot.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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