you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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