They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I got inside last night via doggy door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize