Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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