the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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