I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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