nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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