I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?