Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best