I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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