I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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