Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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