Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
false alarm. still invincible.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
