He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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