I got chris browned last night
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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