It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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