alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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