used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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