God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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