Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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