too bad you live with your parents still
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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