It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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