she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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