Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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