i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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