Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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