I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I wear drunk well.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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