I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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