Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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