kristin has been a bad kristin
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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