her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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