yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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