Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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