update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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