I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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