This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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