It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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