The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
false alarm. still invincible.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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