It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
