the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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